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A Geography Lesson
Thursday, August 13, 2009:
 
Well I guess you can thank Obama for not Letting out the TORTURE pictures, Or Bush for Hiding all his staffs E-mails about the Lies he told about america...
Or worse the outing of CIA agents by your UNPATRIOTIC Party!~ Come on dude... you guys have so much Shit on your brains that nothing gets in!

HANNITY, ORIELLY, BECK, LIMBAUGH, SAVAGE Etc... have more access through Media forms of radio and TV then any of the liberal medias... They Spew Hatred about american ALL DAY LONG!

LOL... Stop lying about Obama and His initiatives, You all spread so much Treasonous crap about america... If you dont like Our government so much Why dont you all move to mexico?? In addition Why are you all so Unpatriotic? I mean
you all are worse then the taliban as you do more to ruin america then they have! Sorry For you and your Hate for america mr. or mrs. Al Qaeda! DEATH PANELS
How dare you say such a terrible thing about Fellow Americans! Shameful your my fellow american... Now get back to work, your doing AL-QAEDAS Work to Divide
this country and Ruin for the next generation!"

Get real and Go Back to afganistan bud they like people like you "AMERICA HATERS"!!
                                                                                                                          
 
   
 
These liberal rants get to be so tortuous that I often miss their subtlety.  It took me a while, but then my simple brain realized that this person was trying to be funny by hijacking a conservative catch phrase.  Really, suggesting that we leave the country for being unpatriotic?  He sure stole our thunder. 

Its hard to organize a rebuttal against a flight of ideas. It appears that the author is suffering from a disorder of thought content, namely delusion.  There is nothing on Fortscribe regarding "death panels" at this time.  Given the outrage that this phrase seems to invoke, we must look to incorporate it into our future articles.  (Which have now done - ED)

I cannot really follow the advice laid out in this work as the author seems to have a poor sense of direction. He wants us to go back to "Afganistan" but also suggests that we move to Mexico.  Perhaps he believes that Afghanistan is part of Mexico?  May I advise making use of a simple map good sir?



Really, even for a troll this guy is pretty unimpressive.  He could have at least made up a story about needing a million dollars to have a brain transplant.  It would have been credible.


October 15, 2009:

Perankhscribe versus "Librophile"

From: "librophile57@yahoo.com"

Perankscribe you can take Obama's health care bill and shove it up your ass...

Make sure to write Congress & Obama when the Health Care Bill w/Public Option is passed to let them know that you're exercising your free will do go without Health Insurance. Ha! Ha! Ha!

Can you possibly be more pathetic ???

I love it when uninformed & uneducated brainwashed Right-Wing teabaggers try to argue a point. They always fail miserably.

All industrialized Nations on earth have Universal Health Care, i.e. more than 4.5 BILLIONS individuals ... and the vast majority of them (85%) wouldn't trade their system with our For-Profit broken down system.

And here come the sorry-ass RepubliKKKon who tries to argue against Government-run Health Care.

Ha! Ha! Ha!




So tell me librophile, what makes you more informed and educated than me? Could it be your mindless vitriol or repetitive usage of "Ha Ha Ha?" Really, I expect more from the enlightened. "4.5 billion people have universal healthcare?" I didn't realize that all the people living in China were well off? Maybe for mandatory chemical castration and abortions. Perhaps you mean Cuba? Please keep on laughing. Donkeys go ew Ha ew Ha ew Ha.... Just like the democrat's mascot.




"I didn't realize that all the people living in Chinawere well off?"...

Again MORON you delight us with your lack of knowledge. The earth population in January 2009 was assessed to be at 6.2 BILLIONS.

I posted that 4.5 BILLIONS have Universal Health Care. Not counting the USA, I'll leave you to research which Nations to do have it.

The RepubliKKKons are changing their Elephant mascot for the Hippo to reflect who they really are ... HIPPO-crites (hypocrites)






Unfortunately,I made an assumption. I assumed thatyou would not be foolish enough to claim that 4.5 billion people have Universal Healthcare and leave out China. As of 2008, the Chinese population is estimated at 1,330,044,544. So 6.2 - 1.3 leaves 5.1 billion.Minus the United States we get pretty close to your estimated 4.5 billion.

So what you are saying is that including Africa, South-America, the middle East, and impoverished areas of India and Russia, 85% of the world would rather keep their health  care over our own? Africa has better healthcare?
Well in that case they should be sending us medical supplies and doctors.

The point you have attempted to make is a complete failure. Serves you right for not being a critical thinker. Instead you opted to rely on bogus statistics.

"I'll leave you to research which Nations to do have it."

 I am not going to go on a wild goose chase to find the sources of your fanciful claims. The burden of proof lays with you to cite your evidence and prove that you have made a sound point. Perhaps you feel that citing your sources is beneath you, perhaps you think that your aura of superiority makes you appear more informed? Well I see through your sophistry. You are full of it - so keep laughing donkey boy. Ew Ha Ew Ha - EW HA...





Perankhscribe...You're the lib=ving proof as to why the KKKonservative RepubliKKKons have lost the last 2 elections and will loose again in 2010 & 2012.

You guys are too dumb to realize that you're protesting against your own best interest...and playing into the hands of Big Insurances & Big Pharmas.

--- Librophile followed up with this ---


Perankscribe ... No wonder you're against Health Care Reform & the Public Option ...

You have direct links with Big Insurances & Big Pharma Industries.

You would rather see Americans being deny medical treatment and die than to have your insane profit reduced.

You're a RepubliKKKon scumbag.





Wow.  How did you come up with this? You failed to make your point so now you decided to attack who I am?  I would love to see how you concluded that I have anything to do with big-pharmaceuticals. Laughable. I am going to forward this entire conversation to my friends so we can all get a good laugh.

Calling a young person like myself a supporter of some evil pharmaceutical cabal. You got me. I make millions and get paid for denying coverage to poor people and minorities. For every hundred babies I deny coverage to I get to buy a new sports car. Michael Moore made a movie about me but I had him taken care of and replaced with a clone. The conspiracy is far more vast than anything you ever imagined. How does it feel to know that you are but a insignificant pawn in our machinations?
October 8, 2009

Octavian versus "Yaya Diallo"

From Yaya Diallo- Subject: bullshiiiiiiiiiiiit

Obama is the best you're bad

Whatever. Where can I get me some Obama money?

Yaya Diallo 
Obama is the man that world need really -
yes we can

Nuke Libs 
Yeah. Well the rest of the world doesn't seem to like him very much. I guess all that change must not be very welcome.

Sorry please clarify. "Mi a seh" - Do you mean messiah? Like in the Chosen of God?

Yes he's the Messiah
but me a seh means i say in jamaican patwa


Thank you for clarifying.
I had to look up a "Jamaican dictionary" to respond to this:
http://www.ddg.com/LIS/InfoDesignF97/malyce/dict.htm

Me a seh the Obama bobo is nothin' more than a bag-o-wire. He may be the bandulu of zion but we will not cease and sekkle until the bungo cyaan bubu me breddren.
Perankhscribe versus "Zeroamnisty"


Subject: wow
From: zeroamnisty@aim.com
To: Perankhscribe@aol.com
Date: Fri, Aug 14, 2009 12:07 am
well this site bater be a joke choues thats what it is and no i dont think that it was just a biger number of blacks voteing for obama i think even white people finley had anuf of a palitcal party that only makes its sleff richer even at the risk of an entier country but you know say it was just black people and for the recored it was a lot of black and white people finely speeking out and standing agenst greed

and seconed off the health care needs to hapen i hapen to have none and i dont know if its just me but i dont fell people sould have to lose teeth just choues some ass fuck in some fancey offices has to be greedy and beoyend that sarah palin is a horable persion for spreding roomers and simply put i dont trust animale killers



   
 
Well, I ask my friends not to judge a piece based on semantics but on its content.  Remember, we are not liberal pedants, we should deal in the realm of ideas.  The writer feels that the reasons for Barrack Obama's election cannot be solely attributed to an increase in black voter turn out.  Agreed.  There were plenty of other naive voters out there of every race.  

I must differ however with regards to the notion that the country has tired of political parties that ingratiate themselves to the detriment of the entire country.  Democrats are at this moment endangering the entire country for their own gain. 

I really do not know what to say about the author's second point.  While dentistry certainly is within the realm of health care, I was not aware of any particular provisions in the bill concerning this matter.  Certainly nobody I know is claiming that people in the United Kingdom have better teeth than in the U.S.  Perhaps this item is tucked in somewhere in the bill? I must admit that I have not bothered to look for it. I was too tied up with spreading rumors and worrying about whether or not Obama would force me to enroll in a F.U.B.A.R.  health plan.


Perankhscribe needs to understand some fans better...

Wednesday, August 12:

Fan: Hey Bitch, wassup? Why weren't you at the party? We was kickin it old school and chillin. When you gonna get on that world domination thing you gots goin on?  

Fortscribe: Thanks for the support, "bitch." Sorry, we do not have time for many parties as our plans for world domination require much preparation. We can't all follow Obama's example of drinking beer, shooting hoops and bowling when the future of the country is at stake. Hope you had fun at the party though, take care!

Fan: Good times :) Your web site is hysterical - letting all my friends know. Thanks so much.



If it is a scary time to be an American please move. America has become a haven for stupid people. I think we could raise our national test scores if most of the idiots would move to China. We wouldn't even need to hire new teachers. People who think Sarah Palin should be President should be deported to China and instantly were neck and neck with the rest of the world academically. Hoorah! God bless America!




Nice try.  One of our informants immediately recognized your message as one that has been floating around the internet recently.  Does this look familiar?



Seriously, I was able to grab a comment like this that was posted less than an hour ago!  It kind of makes me wonder if I am talking to the same guy?  Maybe I should let everyone know who you are?  Nah, I have no proof of that.  I think it is reasonable to conclude that you are a troll however.

Here at Fortscribe we do occasionally receive a few troll e-mails and as they build up I am starting to notice a few trends.

1) Lots of the trolls like to suggest that we leave the country.  For evidence of that just see some of our other mail below.  I find this amusing since a few years back this was a Republican catch line.  For all these liberals to suddenly be using it makes me think that it really must have irked them.  I never realized the degree to which they were seething because we challenged their patriotism.  Very telling.   Real patriots would not have let pithy comments cut them so deeply. On the other hand,  when a person fumes over such small things; when they look for a chance to throw the same kind of mud back, well those are the people for whom you know your comment must have held some truth. 

2) Liberal trolls consistently seem obsessed with calling their opponents idiots.  Some of them have even coined a new term for it "Conservutard."   Listen liberals, if you really must prove that the five years you spent dabbling in a linguistics degree  makes you more studious than the average American, you do not make your case with words like "conservutard."   I realize that the "Urban Dictionary" is a popular reference for pedantic liberals; still I can't help but suggest that perhaps a thesaurus might be better.  There are plenty of better words to suit your puerile need to call others nescient than "Conservutard." 



Close encounters of the strangest kind...

Friday, August 28:

From: gregbucksana@hotmail.com
Date: Thu, Aug 27, 2009 11:49 pm


FUCK YOU CONSERVUTARDS! ! ! ALL YOU CONSERVATIVES ARE FULL OF HATE! YOU HATE OBAMA BECAUSE HE IS SMARTER THEN YOU ARE AND HE IS GOING TO BRING UNIVERSAL CHANGE AND STICK IT TO BIG INSURANCE COMPANIES AND DOCTORS WHO STEAL FROM THE SICK! ALL OF YOU SHOULD GET READY BECAUSE HOPE AND CHANGE IS ON THE WAY! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
YES WE CAN!WE CAN HAVE A COUNTRY WHERE EVERYONE GETS TREATMENT WHEN THEY ARE SICK!
YES WE CAN !
WE CAN GET RID OF HOMOPHOBES LIKE ALL YOU CONSERVUTARDS! WE CAN HAVE GAY MARRIAGE! I KNOW YOU IDIOTS WILL HATE THE FACT THAT I CAN FINALLY MARRY AND EXPRESS MYSELF IN A LOVING WAY WITH MY PARTNER!
YES WE CAN!
WE CAN STOP TORTURE!
YES WE CAN!
WE CAN GET RID OF HATE MONGERS!

I BET YOU THAT YOU WILL HATE ME BECAUSE YOU ARE IGNORANT HOMOPHOBIC CONSERVUTARDS!!!!




         Oh dear, where do you people come from?  I can forgive the occasional error in spelling or grammar, but ALL CAPS?  Its an UNFORGIVABLE eyesore!  I realize that in some dives this sort of linguistic prowess demonstrates a liberal's acumen.  When you deal with a dense "conservutard" like myself however, you would do well to exercise some complaisance with the conventions of our language. Consider my eyes!

       Now, in regards to the actual content of your letter....
Well, what content?  Most of your commentary devolved into a rant about "YES WE CAN." Sorry, I fail to see how "yes we can" serves as inveiglement for Obama's death management proposal. 

Yes, we can do lots of things...
         Yes we can make fools of ourselves...
 Yes we can type in ALL CAPS...
         Yes we can support Obama death care...
Yes we can resign ourselves to life under a liberal tyranny. 

       The question is not whether or not we can do something, the question is whether we should do it.   Cult-like mantras should not be a basis for decisions about health care reform.  You have an approach that injures not just your position on health care, but also every other cause you seem to associate yourself with.

     Speaking of which, I am really confused by your decision to bring homosexuality into your rant.  Where, pray tell, has Fortscribe ever seriously touched on this issue?    Thus far Fortscribe has left this fight to others who more passionately articulate their beliefs.  While I don't want to speak for all of our authors, I think it is fair to say that we believe that there are more important threats to our liberty which take priority over the perceived alienation some people experience with alternative sexual preferences.   Its not like we are the only ones doing this either,  notice that Obama gave health care reform and GM bailouts higher priority than gay marriage.  Sorry if we have little interest in dwelling on your bedroom life.

From: gregbucksana@hotmail.com
Date: Fri, Aug 28, 2009 12:49 am - followup

fuck you!!!!  how dare you minimize the loss of liberty we gay people experience by not being able to have the same kinds of relationships the heterosexuals flaunt!!!!  i am proud to be gay!!!!  you act like you are better than us and think that all us homosexuals are just some freaks with AIDS.  well i for one say keep your hands off my body.  its my right to do whatever the hell i want with my body and i should be able to share myself with whomever i pick.  fuck you for keeping us from enjoying life the way we want your hipocracy knows no bounds.   you claim to want liberty but you would deny liberty for all.  fucking religious conservutards.  if i ever meet you in real life i am going to shove my penis in your face and cum all over you just so you can freak out about getting AIDS.  that ought to teach you.

(I decided to change it from all caps to mostly lower case, didn't think he would mind - Asst. ED)



-Octavian responds on behalf of Fortscribe...

        You know I debated whether or not I should bother responding to this sort of insanity.  This is just so over the top that it is hard to take seriously.  The author here is unhinged beyond belief.   His position is so ignorant, uninformed and vile that I fear I am just playing into somebodies idea of a prank.  Regardless, even if this was a prank, this is done in such very poor taste that it warrants further analysis.

    Unfortunately, to properly respond to him I feel at least two things will have to be developed:

1)  We should try to relate some of the real perspectives held about homosexuality by conservatives.  Not those stereotypical crazy ideas from places like www.godhatesfags.com, but real conservatives of differing opinions.  (I don't think we are going to do this - ED)  

2)  We would like to formally rebuke the radical liberal gay activists like this man who scare all decent human beings.  (Heterosexual or otherwise.) Since this is a hatemail section, I will leave the first objective to another section.  Allow me to focus on point number two.


         So Greg, you think it is funny to suggest alleviating your biological urges in the face of somebody against their will?  You think that spreading HIV is entertaining?   Did you think that would shock me you little dung maggot?  I suspect that you were hoping to instigate a quarrel where I too would go over the top?  Sorry pal, I don't need to lose my cool over weirdos like you.  I have friends watching my back.  Friends that are familiar with many liberal sub-cultures like your particular "bug chaser" variety.  Allow me to introduce you to one right now.   His name is Sir Abrams the Carebear. 



         Let me tell you a little about Abrams.   Abrams was always a little different from the other Carebears.  Unlike the other Carebears with their adorable tummies and care bear stare, Abrams did not have the rainbow power to help the other Carebears with the Carebear countdown.  While all of his friends were out fighting never-do-wells, Abrams had to stay home in Caresalot where it was safe.  Needless to say, Abrams felt something was missing from his life and he yearned to be fulfilled.

        Unfortunately, being a defenseless cute and fuzzy bear also made Abrams a potential victim for certain predators like Greg the Furrie.


(GAH MY EYES! THIS IS WORSE THAN ALL CAPS!!!! - ED)

(I can't believe we are going here.  I don't even want to know where you got this. - Asst. ED)

(Got it from Encyclopedia Dramatica, where did you think I got it from? - Octavian)


       One day naughty little Greg broke into Caresalot to get his jollies.  While looking around for things to vandalize, Greg noticed Abrams mopping around. Greg asked Abrams why he was not out helping the other Carebears?  Abrams told Greg that he did not have the power of the rainbow.

         Greg told Abrams that obtaining the power of the rainbow was not difficult, but first Abram's would have to chase some special bugs that could help him catch the rainbow.   Greg told Abram's that he would have to become a bugchaser.  


         Abrams didn't like the sound of that.   He told Greg that he thought bugs were gross and that being a bugchaser did not appeal to him.   Greg however was a very mean little boy with serious emotional issues.  Greg just would not take no for an answer.  Greg chided Abrams into looking into his special place for bugs... 

(Ok we aren't going any further here Octavian, you were past three strikes with that photo already.  - ED)

(GAH-  Well I suppose it was bordering on pretty poor taste. You have to at least let me show off the power Abrams got though! - Octavian)


So the long story short is that Abrams learned his true inner power.  He learned that the rainbow did not have to come from doing things Greg's way. He took back the Rainbow,  whipped out his new power and blasted Greg back to the depths from which he was spawned.

(Whipped out... His new power... A bazooka.... That shoots rainbows...   Haha!  Nobody said that everything here had to be intellectual.  - Ed )


Our first hatemail...

Monday, March 30, 2008:


 Today we received two e-mails from a spoof account. He found an old e-mail address that belonged to one of us and subsequently forwarded these e-mails. The first is merely spam, but the second one is a hoax with a link to a website that suggests that the hometown of one of our members was hit by a "dirty bomb." Since he asks why we are unhappy with our president elect, we will address that.


  1. Subject: why you're so unhappy with your President Elect?
  2. From: Godwin Wells  (Obviously not a real name)
  3. Date: Mon, 30 Mar 2009 4:56 pm
  4. Tiny helper for big growth (link to a website for Erectile Dysfunction - disabled)
  1. Subject: It's awful!!
  2. From: Harriet To:  (Deleted)
  3. Date: Mon, 30 Mar 2009 5:09 pm
  4. Are you and your friends fine? http://li.worldnewsdot.com/run.php


My response: The reason we here at Fortscribe.com are dissatisfied with our current president is addressed elsewhere on this website. Please read it. However, I would add that your bilious nature gives one more ammunition to dislike our "PE." The thought that people like you are supportive of Obama will drive us onward.

We have a sense of humor, however, your hoax with the suggestion of a dirty bomb going off in the hometown of one of our members is in poor taste. You tried to contact him through an old-e-mail not available through the website. Interesting. Given your other remarks, some might find that threatening.

We will not be cowed by liberal terrorists.  You must have assumed you were smarter than us when you tried to phish us.  Did you think your hoax was persuasive?  To us it shows you don't even understand the basics of high energy ordinance. "A dirty bomb detonated with electrical cables."  Hahaha!  Feel ashamed. You cannot even get the layout of the town right.  "Market street" here - pssh.  

Go back to reading Abby Hoffman and the anarchist cookbook before we order a foxhunt on you.  Our friends with the vast right-wing underground are just itching to have some fun.