September 26th:
Political News:
If that is not enough, enjoy this festive pile of horse... well...
Don't forget the classics:
Hollywood Celebrity Pledge Movie now in our humor section:
September 25th:
My advice to the insurance companies: Ignore this congressional gag order and fight it to the supreme court if you have to. This is a blatant attack on free speech. Let them fight to enforce this gag order and raise all hell. If you really care about your country stand up to these scum bags in congress. (Then follow the link in the video and post about the video. Fight off the liberal jackels.)
September 24th:
Obama: "The time for new coalitions has arrived, East west, black..." - Oh shut up you moron. If I wanted to write a feel good do-nothing speech I would write crap like this. It is emotional blather that just goes on and on. It is the speech of a fool - Full of sound and grandiosity but signifying nothing.
Let me see if I can do it without trying: "We must bring change to bring peace, we must bring hope to bring change. To bring hope we must reach out to our neighbors and come together to see that we are all people. Affirm our responsibilities to the rest of the world. Strengthen peace by listening to our neighbors unlike our previous leaders. The politics of yester-year are like so yesterday. We no longer live in a cold war. The future does not belong to fear. We must embrace our neighbors not with nuclear arms but with open arms. The time of American arrogance is at an end."
That took me about 150 seconds to write. It is pre-literate nonsense. Thank you Obama for trying to show the rest of the world that we are a super power no longer. Certainly, our leadership is nothing special. What a joke.
September 22th:
Before you buy into this idiocy - Read this:
http://www.therealcuba.com/Page10.htm
September 19th:
Some updates have been underway in the science and engineering section. The rail-gun section has been updated with some new information. A homemade ion engine, a so called "anti-gravity" device will hopefully be up for display later next week. Its pretty nifty to see a little model float without any moving engine parts. Its a fairly simple project that cautious amateurs can undertake and we will teach you how to make your own if you are so inclined.
Moving onto politics.....
ALL THIS OBAMA IS ENOUGH TO DRIVE ONE INSANE! AAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Obama plans to do some non-stop campaigning for Healthcare this weekend. Apparently he has five speeches and a performance on Jay Leno or something, but who cares? Frankly, as editor of Fortscribe and an American Citizen, I am sick of the Obamas. Did you know his wife shut down part of Washington just to get some organic vegetables a block away from the white house? What is she? A queen? If one could get away with it, perhaps one would pay extra for an organic tomato to throw at her, but that might be mistaken for a hate crime based on racism instead of just disapproval. For my part, I will just settle for a vacation. I need a vacation from Obama and then maybe a vacation from that. The science section will be getting more attention in the next couple of weeks.
Handling the "race thing" with democrats:
Sen. Robert Byrd - D. West VA
When the left plays the race card, just smile, laugh and think of our good friend Democrat Sen. Robert Carlyle Byrd of West Virginia. For those of you unfamiliar with him, he was the former Senate Leader of the Democratic party. Byrd has been a Senator since January 3, 1959 and is the longest living member in the Senate's history. Byrd is President pro tempore of the United States senate, third in the line of presidential succession. He is also the oldest current member of the U.S. Congress and is the first person to serve uninterrupted for half a century as a U.S. senator. He is also the only known KKK member to serve in Congress.
“I will never submit to fight
beneath that banner with a Negro by my side. Rather I should die a
thousand times, and see Old Glory trampled in the dirt never to rise
again, than to see this beloved land of ours become degraded by race
mongrels, a throwback to the blackest specimen from the wilds."” -Sen. Robert Byrd - Democrat - W.Va
“The Klan is needed today as never before and I am anxious to see its rebirth here in West Virginia. It is necessary that the order be promoted immediately and in every state in the Union. Will you please inform me as to the possibilities of rebuilding the Klan realm of W. Va.”
September 16th:
Great, ACORN video number 5? This is too much. I guess they need a new page on our website?
Pelosi Update:
-A new humor section is under development, a collection of the wicked witch herself, PELOSI! Here are a few bits for our readers. Send your suggestions to Webmaster@Fortscribe.com!
Nancy Pelosi rules from her throne of skulls:
"The Obama Axis crams a diabolic Life Management proposal down the gullet of our citizens; the witch Nancy Pelosi cackles orders to her winged blue-dog slaves; an enclave of propagandists seek to hide truth away with their incantations of deceit while a slew of liberal imps surge to devour the remaining decent folk of America. Indeed, these are the times that try men souls. He that stands it now must do his part part to voice dissent against the legions of the Obamessiah." - Fortscribe Aug 8, 2009
Does she count illegals with that?
September 15, 2009
By popular request, we now have a compilation of interesting youtube links to the series: Myths, Lies and Downright stupidity as hosted by John Stossel. Check out his take on interesting topics like the value of spending more money on education.
ACORN SCANDAL REDUX:
September 11, 2009:
September 11th... The authors of Fortscribe had to think carefully before commenting on this other day that would live in infamy. What could we say that has not been said before? Would it even be appropriate to make a political comment on a day like this? Rather than go along any of these paths, we decided to let somebody with a unique experience share some words with you.
Hello, my name is Daniel V. Some of you will know me under the pen name Perankhscribe, I write for Fortscribe's Science and Engineering section. I had reservations about writing about September 11th, but Fortscribe received requests to honor this day and so I was contacted to share my thoughts on this matter.
In 1993 my father was caught in the first World Trade Center attack. At that time I was about ten years of age when I first learned that my father had been a victim of the bombing. Although I can no longer say I remember how long I waited to learn of my father's condition, I remember feeling like time had stopped. I will never forget crying at side of my grandmother's bed, thinking that my father had been killed. I knew nothing of the political machinations of this world or why anybody would try to hurt my father, at that time all I could focus on was on what had happened to my father.
While my experience was of a different tragedy than that of the victims of September 11th, I can appreciate at least a little of what was going on for so many of the victims of 9-11. I know that for many families, the agony of what transpired that day is not something that can adequately be expressed in words or done justice with feelings. There is nothing quite like the terror of not knowing whether or not your loved ones are safe.
Eight years have now passed between the events of 9-11 and today. For many, life has long since returned to some level of normalcy. This is only natural, humans were not designed to live in perpetual sadness. Still, on this occasion, it is only right to remember the fallen and reflect on what has developed.
May God grant peace for the survivors and rest for the fallen.
September 10, 2009:
Your tax dollars at work with ACORN? Don't you want to help prostitution rings avoid the law? Just watch these videos.
September 9, 2009:
With Obama losing ground in the health care debate, the Obama campaign machine has tried to revitalize Obama by returning to a discussion of how "sexy he and his wife are." Students of social psychology will be familiar with a general principle of advertising: attractive people are perceived as being more trust worthy and intelligent. Since Obama is losing credibility, why not try to make him seem more credible by making him more attractive? Since he is not that attractive, why not keep telling people that he is attractive until they believe it? "Everyone wants to know... Why are the Obamas so healthy? Why is Michelle so lean and fit? How did Barack get those pecs?" The media has paraded these questions around like they are the talk of every American.
Well, since this is such an exciting topic, today Fortscribe has decided that we are going to reveal their secret!
Everyone wants to know... Why are the Obamas so healthy? Why is Michelle so lean and fit? How did Barack get those pecs?
The Obamas have discovered the secret of Bernie's Yeyo Candy! For years the therapeutic value of certain herbal remedies have long been hidden from the general public by greedy pharmaceutical companies. The pharmaceutical companies want to keep selling people drugs for heart problems, obesity and a host of other conditions that continue to line their pockets. They don't want you to know the ancient secrets that will give you energy and help you control your weight!
When the Spaniards conquered South America, they at first ignored aboriginal claims of secret herbs that gave them strength and energy. Soon however, they discovered that these claims were true!
In 1609, Padre Blas Valera wrote:
"it protects the body from many ailments, and our doctors use it in powdered form to reduce the swelling of wounds, to strengthen broken bones, to expel cold from the body or prevent it from entering, and to cure rotten wounds or sores that are full of maggots. And if it does so much for outward ailments, will not its singular virtue have even greater effect in the entrails of those who eat it?
What is this secret the good father was writing of? Well for years it has only been readily available for a select few elite like those in politics or Hollywood. True, many poor imitations have been found in the general population, but none compare to the power of the original patented Bernie formula!
But you want to know: what is so special about the Bernie formula? Doctors have fancy names for the active ingredient in Bernie's formula. They call it methyl (1R,2R,5S)-3-(benzoyloxy)-8-methyl-8-azabicyclo[3.2.1]octane-2-
carboxylate or benzoylmethylecgonin for short.
This amazing panacea can suppress your appetite, helping you to lose weight. It can improve your libido, improve your SQ - Success Quotient and even help you become the next president! Bernie's formula is a special blend of vitamins, nutrients and an ample supply of only the most premium benzoylmethylecgonin. They come together synergistically to make a trimmer, sexier you!
Do not be fooled by imitators! Only Bernie's unique formula optimizes the power of benzoylmethylecgonin! Not only is our formula more effective, it does not have the side effects of other imitators who foolishly try to steal our hard work. Benzoylmethylecgonin is very powerful and it must be well balanced in the right blend for ideal results. Without our patented formula it will eat away at not just your fat but even your muscle!
Look what happened to Obama when he tried to save money by switching to one of our competitors!
Thankfully, our glorious leader learned the error of his ways and has since been a loyal customer.
Of course, we know that Obama does not have much credibility on health care these days, but you don't have to take his word on the value of our product. Just hear these wonderful testimonials!
LOSE WEIGHT!
-"I got involved in cocaine because I needed to lose weight. I felt the pressure living here. I took it to wake me up and keep me moving."
Jessica Hahn
-"I wasn't eating. I wasn't sleeping. All I was doing was cocaine. I stayed awake for about two weeks, locked in my bedroom. I went down from a 142 pounds to 110 pounds."
Andy Gibb
GET AN AMAZING SEX DRIVE!
-"I was never shut down by the drugs -Cocaine was an aphrodisiac."
Charlie Sheen
-"They shoulda called me Little Cocaine, I was sniffing so much of the stuff! My nose got big enough to back a diesel truck in, unload it, and drive it right out again."
Little Richard
MAKE LOTS OF MONEY!
-"Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money."
Robin Williams
PARTY HARD!
-"Egos seem to be a lot more frequent. I've been to loads of parties that were just crazy - "whatever you would call Hollywood parties" - "like piles of cocaine on the tables and chicks naked, running around."
Ethan Suplee
BECOME PRESIDENT!
-If sound does not work, please click Youtube link on the bottom right side of the picture to find a working copy of this piece.
September 3, 2009:
Researchers discover a powerful new chemical free emetic:
Our response to the end: We pledge to oppose Obama, his socialism and to fight for America. We pledge ourselves to our God, our families and to those values we hold dear. We pledge not to be fooled by the throngs of dimwitted Obamanites. We pledge not to be fooled by emotional drivel nor liberal propaganda. We the American people are the true force for change, not the false Obamessiah! Together we, the remaining good of America will defeat the Obama menace and purge the world of his tainted religion.
August 31, 2009:
http://www.scribd.com/doc/13991537/S778773-Rockefeller-Internet-Shutoff-Control-Bill
Thanks to the work of Jeremey Buff, we now have a comprehensive list of Obama's Czars to follow up the work of Glenn Beck. We have provided a copy here on Fortscribe as well as a link to the original author.
Since
Fortscribe loves science, we thought we would take a closer look at Obama's
science Czar. Wouldn't it be great if the guy Obama went to on matters
pertaining to science wanted to sterilize the population with
anti-androgens? Learn more about this wonderful man from our friends
at "Citizens for a Constitutional Republic." We have two articles from there we would focus your attention on: 2) Obama Science Czar’s Plan To Sterilize Population Through Water Supply Already Happening.
Perankhscribe does it again... This time he takes on ARPA-E and offers
proof beyond all reasonable doubt for why government cannot manage even
the things the liberals claim to support. He does not just complain
about this, he comes up with a novel idea to eliminate government waste
and corruption. Check it out here.